“You know the knee on belly rub?” “Feline hip escape?” “Double paws take down?” I replied: “Yes, master” “Then stop watching dumb sh*t moves on YouTube and go roll. I taught you everything you need to know already!”

#woodietomadopted on 18-04-2017 “When you stayed up until 5am to play poker. Bet the house, lost shirt. And pants.”